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Southwest offering free flights to whoever can fly a plane, a new terrifying Halloween mask is released, and a Columbus statue has been replaced with Elizabeth Warren! Also, stranded cargo ships form the words "Let's Go Brandon" and we list 10 signs your parents could be domestic terrorists: it's The Babylon Bee Week in Review!  And don't forget to pre-order your copy of our magnum opus The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness! Terrifying New Halloween Mask Depicts A Human Face Not Wearing A Mask U.S.—Kids are getting their Halloween costumes together, and this year there's a particularly spooky one going around: some kids are wearing a popular new mask that depicts a human face not wearing a mask... Read more What costumes are acceptable for Halloween? Which ones are problematic? If you’re white… all of them. They’re all problematic. Problematic Costumes Ruin Kids’ Halloween Southwest Airlines Offering Free Flights To All Passengers Who Are Vaccinated And Can Fly A Plane Greatest Work Of Anti-Woke Literature In History Now Available For Preorder Columbus Statue Replaced With Statue Of Elizabeth Warren

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