Last year, we released the national bestseller The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness, and this year, we're releasing our comprehensive manual explaining everything you need to know about the electoral process, the branches of government, and our constitutional republic: The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy.
This 100% accurate guide is packed with hilarious stick figures, illustrations, how-to guides, and interactive features. We explain:
- How to rig an election
- How to commit a peaceful protest
- How to stage an insurrection
- The 4 branches of government: legislative, executive, judicial, and corporate
- The IRS and where all your paychecks go
- All 4 billion government bureaucracies in existence
- How Nicolas Cage was able to steal the Declaration of Independence
- And so much more!
You can preorder it now to be among the first to know everything about elections - just in time for midterms!
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