Monday, August 29, 2022

 

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Do You Have What It Takes To Be The Church Sound Guy? 9 Qualifications

While today's churches seem to have tons of positions and pastors for everything, in the Bible, there are only a few church offices outlined: elder, deacon, and sound guy. Each of these has lofty qualifications to ensure that the person who carries out these tasks is a godly man of character... Read more
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A powerful story of finding Faith and Family through Foster Care

If you’re wondering if God can truly move in the life of someone with all the odds stacked against her, look no further than Tori Hope Petersen (Track and Field All-American, and Mrs. Universe 2022). Tori grew up in the foster care system, a bi-racial child in a confusing and volatile world. Growing up with a mentally ill mother and living in twelve different foster homes, nothing was in her favor. And yet, even with a miniscule chance of graduating college and a great risk of being homeless, jobless, and on drugs, Tori overcame every negative stereotype and assumption that attacked her identity. However, Tori will tell you she did not overcome. Christ did. In the face of the darkness, the difficulty, and the damage, Jesus made a way for Tori to find profound hope, deep faith, renewed purpose, and a loving family, too.

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Joel Osteen Releases New Edition Of Bible With All Words Redacted

Joel Osteen Releases New Edition Of Bible With All Words Redacted

Little-Known Tennis Player Novako Djomuñoz Takes U.S. Open By Storm

Little-Known Tennis Player Novako Djomuñoz Takes U.S. Open By Storm

FBI Instructs Facebook To Censor Posts About The FBI Instructing Facebook To Censor Posts About Hunter's Laptop

FBI Instructs Facebook To Censor Posts About The FBI Instructing Facebook To Censor Posts About Hunter's Laptop

Sharpie Scores Huge Endorsement Deal With FBI

Sharpie Scores Huge Endorsement Deal With FBI

Drug Company Unveils New Drug To Fix Side Effect From Other Drug That Fixed Side Effect From Other Drug

Drug Company Unveils New Drug To Fix Side Effect From Other Drug That Fixed Side Effect From Other Drug

Rescue Party Finds Note Scrawled In Church Nursery: 'We Cannot Get Out. We Hear Drums, Drums In The Deep. They Are Coming.'

Rescue Party Finds Note Scrawled In Church Nursery: 'We Cannot Get Out. We Hear Drums, Drums In The Deep. They Are Coming.'

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