THE BABYLON BEE

 

The Bee is in jail! Twitter didn't like one of our jokes, so they threw us in Twitter jail. We are continuing to write our important news stories on bits of extra toilet paper as we slowly tunnel out of our prison behind a poster of Gina Carano. Meanwhile, Disney announced an exciting new attraction, and Senate confirmation hearings were held this week for Ketanji Brown Jackson, who doesn't know what a woman is. Sad! It's The Babylon Bee Week in Review! Babylon Bee Writers Trying To Slowly Tunnel Out Of Twitter Jail Behind Poster Of Gina Carano TWITTER JAIL—Writers for The Babylon Bee, currently inmates in Twitter Jail, are attempting to slowly tunnel their way out of their cells, according to an exposé by Dateline NBC...  Read more This clever husband has found a way to avoid all his responsibilities: he just deflects blame onto Vladimir Putin. Smart! Husband Blames Putin For Everything Taliban Spokesman Finally Banned From Twitter After Sharing Babylon Bee Headline Senate Pulls Out Skin Color Chart To Make Sure Ketanji Brown Jackson Is Black

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