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It's Official: New White House Dog To Be Named Karl Barx WASHINGTON, D.C.—Move over, Chairman Meow! The Biden family has brought an adorable puppy into their family, and have decided to name this "pawesome" pal Karl Barx, after the brilliant economist Karl Marx, who inspired many of Biden’s policies during his flawless first year as President... Read more FULL INTERVIEW: Elon Musk Sits Down With The Babylon Bee

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