THE BABYLON BEE

 

It was another insane week at The Babylon Bee! Muppets sold vaccines, Pete Buttigieg said roads are racist, and Kyle Rittenhouse tried to escape punishment through a little-known legal loophole called a "trial". It's The Babylon Bee Week in Review!   Also, the reviews are in! Our new book is a hit!  Critics Hail New Babylon Bee Book As Masterful Work Of Literature  Now That He's Sold The Pfizer Vaccine, Here Are 10 More Upcoming Product Endorsements From Big Bird The beloved Sesame Street character Big Bird is finally doing what he was born to do: sell pharmaceutical products to small children! After his resounding success in selling a Pfizer vaccine, here are 10 more exciting Big Bird product endorsements PBS is planning... Read more Do you want your kid vaccinated? Then get the Vaccinate Me Elmo Doll and terrify your kid to a safer tomorrow. WATCH: Playskool Unveils Vaccinate Me Elmo Doll State Regrets Hiring Lionel Hutz To Prosecute Kyle Rittenhouse USNS Harvey Milk To Be Manned Entirely By Crew Of Underage Boys

God Develops Ultra-Realistic Metaverse Where People Can Talk, Learn, And Work With Other People, Calling It 'Universe' Can You Spot All The Signs Of Racism In This Ordinary Picture Of A Highway? Politicians Puzzled Why Poor People Need Gallons Of Both Gas And Milk God Confirms Trumpet Sound At The Second Coming Will Be Composed By Hans Zimmer Liberals Accuse Rittenhouse Of Trying To Avoid Punishment Through Legal Loophole Known As 'Trial'