Monday, September 27, 2021

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After Being Fired By Biden, Radicalized Horses Storm Capitol Shouting 'Trump Won!'

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Upset at being laid off under Joe Biden just like millions of other Americans, former Border Patrol horses stormed the Capitol building Friday shouting "Trump won!"... Read more

Border Patrol Ordered To Chase Immigrants With Segways And Pool Noodles

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Fitness Icon: “I Feel Better At 62 Than I Did In My 20s Thanks To 4 Foods”

We all want to get in better shape, have more energy, enjoy better digestion, and improve our health - right? But why do so many of us find these goals so challenging? Over the past 40 years, diabetes and heart disease have exploded, and according to the CDC 1, a staggering 71% of Americans are now considered overweight or obese. Why? According to legendary fitness guru and celebrity trainer Tony Horton, the answer lies in what we're eating - or, more accurately, what we're not eating.

Click here to learn more about 4 foods that will improve your health

AOC Weeps After Learning That Voting 'Present' Doesn't Mean She Gets Presents

Progressive Couple Thrilled With Latest Mandates

COVID Approval Rating Skyrockets After Briefly Interrupting 'The View'

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