Friday, September 24, 2021

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10 Ways To Attract A Godly Christian Man (For The Ladies Only, Guys Please Do Not Click)

The worst thing that could ever happen to you, ladies, is that you end up with the gift of singeleness. Nobody wants that! Name one good Christian who was single. We'll wait... Read more

AOC Unveils Custom 'Tax The Rich' Tesla

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10 (Holy) Ways To Woo A Godly Christian Girl

Oh No! Girl James Bond Is Foiled When Villain Places Details Of His Evil Plans In Pickle Jar

Kamala Harris Demands To Speak With Whoever Was Put In Charge Of Border

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Biden Miraculously Parts Rio Grande Allowing Millions Of Immigrants To Cross Into United States

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Will you stand for freedom? Biden's administration has taken actions that disregard religious freedom, stifle free speech, threaten the sanctity of human life and impose a radical gender identity ideology on all Americans. You may feel powerless in the face of this threat, but you don't have to. If you want to be free to speak, live and work consistent with your convictions, click here to sign your name and join the alliance standing for freedom today!

"Everything woke turns to s---" WHOA there Donald Trump, we thought you were a Christian. We don't talk like that at the Babylon Bee because we kiss our mothers with these mouths. However, we agree with your sentiment. It's true, everything woke turns to (big pile of sentient poo). Shop the Babylon Bee store.

Find some middle ground. We tend to only read news sources we agree with, but that's like talking to yourself in the mirror. Get outside your bubble and hear from both sides with a free daily newsletter called The Flip Side. It's the best way regain your balance in a world of right and left extremes. Get on the list here.

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