BABYLON BEE 07/09/2021

 

It all started with the virus.... Inspired by the freedom theft of the Covid pandemic, Tex Cyrus' medical thriller, Unmarked, tells a story of what might come next. Through the eyes of the Live Pope and her father, Dr. Silas Poe, a family fights for freedom, Christ and their very lives from a government that is no longer for the people. Get the book today!

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