THE BABYLON BEE 06/26/2021

 

An Olympic trans athlete has suffered a devastating injury! Will she still be able to compete? Biden threatens to nuke us all! Have you stocked up on F-15s yet? And DON'T MISS the inspiring story of Norm Hiccup, the world's first transbicyclist: it's The Babylon Bee Week in Review! Female Weightlifter Suffers Tragic Testicle Injury Just Weeks Before Tokyo Olympics WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND—100% totally female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard was forced to bid farewell to her Olympic dreams yesterday after a tragic accident left her with a severely lacerated testicle. Read more The Babylon Bee proudly presents the inspiring true story of the first motorcyclist to identify as a bicyclist. This is... Switching Gears: The Norm Hiccup Story. Please give us awards. Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record Awooga! We've Got All The Exclusive Pics Of Victoria's Secret's Stunning New Supermodels! Emperor Palpatine Urges Citizens To Give Up Their Blasters Since They'd Need A Death Star To Beat The Empire Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Government

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