Saturday, May 8, 2021

THE BABYLON BEE 05/08/2021

 

The CIA is trying out some innovative torture methods, we're getting ready to celebrate Birthing Person's Day this weekend, and Snow White will now remain dead to avoid that problematic kiss. This can only mean one thing: it's The Babylon Bee Week in Review.

White Liberals Watch In Amazement As Black Man Acquires ID

HAMPTON FALLS, IA—White liberals gathered in the town of Hampton Falls were shocked and astonished as local black man, accountant, and father of three Michael Sparkton walked right into a DOT office and acquired an ID without any assistance from liberals whatsoever... Read more

Make it stop!

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