TRUTH REVEALED

Submitted by: Kathy Hawkins

What the lunatic left calls it  VS       What it  actually is                  

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Arsenal of weapons                                                                  Gun collection

Delicate wetlands                                                                      Swamp

Undocumented worker                                                            Illegal alien

Cruelty-free materials                                                               Synthetic fibers

Assault and battery                                                                   Attitude adjustment

Heavily armed                                                                             Well-protected

Narrow-minded                                                                           Righteous

Taxes or your fair share                                                           Coerced theft

Commonsense gun control                                                    Gun confiscation plot

Illegal hazzardous explosives                                                Fireworks for stump removal

Equal access to opportunity                                                  Socialism

Multicultural community                                                          High crime area

Fairness or social progress                                                   Marxism

Upper class or "the rich"                                                        Self-employed

Progressive, change                                                                Big government scheme

Homeless or disadvantaged                                                  Bums or welfare leeches

Sniper rifle                                                                                   A deer rifle with an evil scope on it

Investment                                                                                  Taxes

Healthcare reform                                                                     Socialized medicine

Extremist, judgemental, hater                                                Conservative

Truants                                                                                        Home-schooled

Victims or oppressed                                                              Criminals or lazy people

High capacity magazine                                                         Standard capacity magazine

Religious zealot                                                                        Church-going

Fair trade coffee                                                                        Overpriced yuppie coffee

Exploiters or "the rich"                                                           The employed or a land owner

The "gun lobby"                                                                       An NRA member

Assault weapon                                                                       Any semi-automatic rifle

Fiscal stimulus                                                                         New taxes; then higher taxes

Mandated eco-friendly lighting                                            Chinese mercury-laden light bulbs