ABSOLUTE RIGHTS 05/14/2015

• BREAKING NEWS: Obama Has No Support, Even From His Own People

  So much intrigue surrounds the president’s attempt at enacting legacy-defining trade legislation, but one of the most compelling facets is that his own party wants to defy him while Republicans line up solidly in his corner.
  
  

• TRENDING NOW: Hillary Is Running Out Of Places To Hide

• Too Weird: This Is The Last Thing They Expected To Find...

• Funny: Remember Birds Of A Feather Flock Together...