Submitted by: Nancy Battle
A
woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an
anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There
was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a
good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb
the big tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that
attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to
the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain,
she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an
environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get
all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience
and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if
he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor
re-appeared.The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
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He smiled and then told her,
"Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,
the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could
remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste
Treatment Facility. And I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned
you down.
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