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What a week! President Biden announced he's hiding 5 golden crack pipes in safe smoking kits! Neat! Also, formula-deprived babies are switching to whey protein powder, Stacey Abrams graced the cover of the SI swimsuit issue, and the Disinformation Governance Board finally realized the true disinformation was within them all along!  PLUS: We bring you a complete list of differences between abortion and murder, an episode of Law & Order: Microaggression Victims Unit, and test you to see if you can find the pictures of women out of 12 images:  It's The Babylon Bee Week in Review! Biden Announces He Has Hidden 5 Golden Crack Pipes In Safe Smoking Kits WASHINGTON, D.C.—Sporting a purple pin-striped suit and top hat while twirling a cane whimsically, President Biden announced today that he has hidden five golden crack pipes among the millions of taxpayer-funded safe smoking kits...  Read more NEW VIDEO: Law & Order: Microaggression Victims Unit Here's A Complete List Of The Differences Between Abortion And Murder After Long Day Of Work, Feminist Relaxes On Couch To Eat Ice Cream And Fantasize About Being Stay-At-Home Mom

Stacey Abrams Graces Cover Of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue With Formula Shortage More Babies Switching To Whey Protein Powder Touching: Disinformation Board Realizes The True Disinformation Was Inside Them All Along Can You Identify Which Of These 12 Images Depict Women? Disinformation Board Narrowly Outlasts CNN+ Pride Flag Adds Big 'G' For Groomers 'I Will Never Love Again,' Says Forlorn Ben Shapiro After Learning AOC Engaged Toddler Fails To See How Parents Can Be Both All-Powerful And All-Loving When They Just Took Away Fun Knife He Was Playing With Report Indicates Noah Didn't Even Want All The Ark Animals But Then Spent The Most Time Taking Care Of Them 12 Tasks You Can Accomplish During Your Husband's Lengthy Bathroom Excursions