THE BABYLON BEE

 

The entire medical establishment was shaken to its very core by its most powerful foe yet: a comedian MMA dude who talks about aliens and DMT and stuff. Plus, Mars, Inc. launched its most inclusive line-up of M&Ms characters ever. It's time for The Babylon Bee Week in Review! M&Ms Introduces New Trans Character Who Identifies As A Skittle U.S.—As part of a bold new marketing strategy to promote inclusivity and appeal to less than 1% of the population, Mars, Incorporated has introduced a new M&M character who identifies as a Skittle...  Read more What does this murderer think about gun control laws? Murderer Undecided On Whether He'll Follow New Gun Laws 10 Surefire Ways To Get Out Of Wearing A Mask When Someone Tells You To Biden Outperforms Nation's Expectations For First Year By Still Being Alive

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