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Another wild week! Nancy Pelosi put on her angry eyebrows after finding out her husband was arrested for DUI, Hell added an extra-hot section for people who take kids to drag shows, Janet Yellen was seen reading Economics For Dummies, and a crazy time-traveler appeared at the Supreme Court! PLUS: We bring you 10 ways to celebrate Pride Month, 10 Scary gun facts, and our critically acclaimed documentary What Is A Man?  It's The Babylon Bee Week in Review! Pelosi Puts On Her Angry Eyebrows After Hearing Husband Was Arrested WASHINGTON, D.C.—House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has put on her angry eyebrows after hearing that her husband was arrested for drunk driving over the holiday weekend...  Read more VIDEO: What Is a Man? | A Babylon Bee Documentary Hell Adds Extra-Hot Section For People Who Bring Kids To Drag Shows 10 Best Ways To Celebrate Pride Month

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