Saturday, April 17, 2021

THE BABYLON BEE 04/17/2021

 

You can now loot from the comfort of your home. Oh, also, Dr. Fauci has arrived from the future -- well, his head in a jar has arrived anyway. And he says you still have to stay home! All this and more. It can only be... The Babylon Bee's Week In Review!

Amazon Creates Online Looting App To Allow The Timid To Loot From Home

U.S.—Amazon is taking a giant leap towards greater equity with the addition of a brand new "Loot" function. Customers will have the option of proceeding to the checkout to pay normally, or clicking the "LOOT IT!" button for social justice... Read more

Imagine a world where you have to agree with everything a trans activist says... OR ELSE!!!

WATCH: Trans Activist Lovingly Forces Everyone To Agree

'It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside,' Says Fauci's Head In A Jar In Year 2739

Man Can’t Wait To Get Vaccine So He Can Go Back To Isolating While Wearing A Mask But Now Doing So While Vaccinated

Bernie Sanders On BLM Founder: 'No One Should Get Rich Enough Off Politics To Buy Multiple Homes'

More Conservatives Deciding Not To Get Vaccinated After Learning Liberals Will Stay Away From Them

'Am I Being Detained?' Shouts Libertarian Toddler As He’s Carried Off To Bed

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