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Stacey Abrams Explains You Can Get Your Bills Down To $0 By Killing Yourself

Stacey Abrams Explains You Can Get Your Bills Down To $0 By Killing Yourself

ATHENS, GA – Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams shocked Americans this week when she insisted we need abortion because "having children is why you're worried about the price of gas." She later followed up her comments by reminding everyone they can reduce their bills to zero by just killing themselves... Read more
Man Stands In Awe Of God’s Wisdom Upon Reading In Leviticus That You Are To Stay Away From Women On Their Periods For 7 Days

Man Stands In Awe Of God’s Wisdom Upon Reading In Leviticus That You Are To Stay Away From Women On Their Periods For 7 Days

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Stacey Abrams Spotted At The Grocery Store Reminding Parents This Would All Be Cheaper If They Aborted Their Kids

Stacey Abrams Spotted At The Grocery Store Reminding Parents This Would All Be Cheaper If They Aborted Their Kids

Mehmet Oz Now Running Neck And Neck And Neck With John Fetterman

Mehmet Oz Now Running Neck And Neck And Neck With John Fetterman

Feminists Rejoice As All-Time Record For Shortest Term As Prime Minister Now Held By A Woman

Feminists Rejoice As All-Time Record For Shortest Term As Prime Minister Now Held By A Woman

John MacArthur Protests Prosperity Gospel By Gluing Self To Joel Osteen's Pulpit

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