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Another wild week!  A homeschooler missed out on his chance to be indoctrinated as a gay commie, Noah visited the year 2022 and then decided to go back and sink the ark, and the January 6th death toll rose as people who watched the hearings died of boredom: It's The Babylon Bee Week in Review! Study Shows Kids Who Are Homeschooled Could Miss Out On Opportunity To Be A Gay Communist U.S.—Education experts are warning about the detrimental effects of homeschooling, as it may cause children to miss out on their opportunity... Read more VIDEO: Spelling Bee Contestant Asks The Definition Of "Woman" After Visiting 2022, Time-Traveling Noah Decides To Go Back And Sink The Ark Don't forget to check out our editors' new novel!

San Francisco Mayor Happily Reports Less Human Poop On City Streets Due To Food Shortages 'I Accomplished Nothing Today!' Says Mom Who Spent All Day Nurturing Infinitely Precious Human Souls Death Toll From Jan. 6 Skyrockets As Hearing Viewers Die Of Boredom White House Attempts To Distract From High Gas Prices By Putting Up Wacky Inflatable Tube Men In Front Of Price Signs Science Tests Positive For COVID Biden Says The Economy Is As Vibrant And Healthy As He Is 12 Things To Do To Distract You From Your 401k Scholars Now Think '6.66' In Revelation Refers To Price Of Gas In The End Times