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After Chanting All Night, Crowd Of Worshippers Still Can't Get Moloch To Answer Them WASHINGTON, D.C.—After gathering at the steps of the Supreme Court and chanting all through the night in support of abortion, a crowd of worshippers are still having a hard time getting their pagan god Moloch to hear them... Read more Ministry Of Truth Announces Target Of Today's Two Minutes Hate Is Tucker Carlson

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