Saturday, April 23, 2022

THE BABYLON BEE

 

It was an eventful week! Easter worshippers around the world celebrated the resurrection of Jesus and the death of CNN+, Dr. Fauci dissolved into a pile of ash after his power was stripped away, liberals got mad at @LibsofTikTok for sharing their actual words, and everyone died of COVID after mask mandates were removed on aircraft. 

PLUS: We reveal 10 more woke emojis coming to iPhone, new changes DeSantis is bringing to Disney world, and great advice on how to survive a cancel mob:

It's The Babylon Bee Week in Review!

Chris Wallace Now Regretting Getting CNN+ Tramp Stamp

U.S.—Chris Wallace’s name started trending along with search terms "unemployed" and "learn to code" when CNN+ shut down this week, but Wallace has voiced a more troubling concern...  Read more

So the mob is at your doorstep, ready to burn your house down over something you heard someone else say 20 years ago? Never fear! Follow these nifty tips to survive the cancel mob.

The Definitive Guide to Escaping Cancel Culture

A message from The Matter of Life

Make Your Voice Heard: The Matter of Life

At least 1 million precious unborn babies are being killed through abortion every year in the United States, but now, we can do something to change that! There has never been a more important time to stand up for the lives of the unborn. Make your voice heard with a movie ticket! In just a few weeks, The Matter of Life will be in theaters nationwide, but it is at risk! Theaters are deciding right now to show the film or cancel it, making room for more showings of the blockbuster Dr. Strange. Get your tickets for The Matter of Life on May 16th or 17th and protect this important film that cuts through the angry rhetoric, changing hearts and minds through grace and understanding.

Reserve Your Tickets Now!

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Move Over, Pregnant Man. Here Are 9 More Woke Emojis Apple Is Rolling Out Soon

Liberals Raise Concerns About Account That's Making Them Look Bad By Just Sharing Their Actual Words

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Progressive Christians Waiting Until Marriage To Remove Each Other's Masks

10 Changes DeSantis Has Ordered For Disney World

CNN+ Exceeds All Expectations By Lasting Nearly 3 Weeks

'Noooo, My Source Of Poweeeeeer!!!' Cries Disintegrating Fauci As Mask Mandates Lifted

Op-Ed: If I Obtain One More Toy Plastic Sword, I Shall Be Satisfied

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