Tuesday, November 9, 2021

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Oscar The Grouch Refuses The Vaccine, Stocks Up On Ivermectin

SESAME STREET, NY—With the COVID-19 vaccine now approved for 5 to 11-year-olds, many of the residents of Sesame Street are flocking to get the vaccination, even though it has not been specifically approved for large birds, monsters, or vampires... Read more

Prosecutors Move For Mistrial As Jury Has Been Tainted By Clear Video Evidence Of Kyle Rittenhouse Defending Himself

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Good News For Dems: Biden And Harris Now Polling At 66% Approval If You Combine Their Numbers

NASCAR Announces All Fans Must Wear Top Hats, Monocles, May Only Golf Clap And Say 'Good Show'

Stores Facing Surplus Of Hair Gel In Wake Of Newsom Disappearance

White House Sets Aside Special Seat For Peter Doocy Under Precariously Dangling Piano

Scholars Confirm Jesus Always Fist-Bumped Apostles After Absolutely Roasting Pharisees

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