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MSNBC Reporter Seen Hanging 'The Jurors Are Here' Sign On Their Hotel KENOSHA, WI—As deliberations continue in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, concerns have been raised about the jurors' safety as an MSNBC reporter was spotted hanging a sign on their hotel reading "THE JURORS ARE HERE"... Read more D'oh! Here Are 8 Critical Errors Made By The Rittenhouse Prosecutors A message from Thrive Causemetics Why You Need To Try Tubing Mascara You’ve probably heard of tubing mascara, but do you really understand why it's taking the beauty industry by storm? Luckily, Liquid Lash Extensions Mascara™ is powered by tubing technology to create lusciously long and defined lashes to mimic the look of salon lash extensions. Find out why this one-of-a-kind mascara has over 15,000 five-star reviews and get 15% off today. Shop Thrive Causemetics Revealed: Here Are The Hidden Themes In All Of Disney's Most Beloved Movies Biden Unsure Why Winnie The Pooh Keeps Speaking Chinese Psaki Says High Gas Prices Are Good Because Americans Will Be Forced To Drive Greener Flintstones Cars Biden Sends Mounted Border Patrol To Wisconsin To Prevent People From Crossing State Lines Ghostbusters Catch Ghosts That Ruin Progressive Narrative Smoke Detector Carefully Selects 4 AM On Weeknight To Malfunction Babylon's Best The Tuttle Twins are under attack. The Tuttle Twins are teaching kids about the ideas of liberty, free enterprise, and responsibility. And socialists are attacking them online! Help them fight back and send a book to a family today.* Is Your Church’s Safety Secured? Houses of worship are under attack now more than ever, and that brings up the question—does your church have safety plans if an assailant shows up on the doorstep? Do you know about the legal challenges your church could face if you or your flock use self-defense? Find out if your church is fully prepared for when evil shows up on the doorstep.* *This is sponsored content.