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'That Boy Was Fake-Crying!' Says Man Who Bursts Into Tears Whenever Someone Lightly Brushes His Elbow SACRAMENTO, CA—After seeing Kyle Rittenhouse take the stand and weep as he recounted having to shoot at bloodthirsty Antifa savages in self-defense, sportsball player LeBron James was quick to criticize Rittenhouse's tears as fake... Read more Can You Spot All The Signs Of Racism In This Ordinary Picture Of A Highway? A message from The Grow Network This is how you produce your own food FREE educational webinar for people who want the fastest and easiest ways to produce healthy and delicious meat, eggs, and vegetables in their backyard. Taught by Marjory Wildcraft, an expert in self-sufficiency. Reserve now. The last webinar the servers crashed with so many people attending (and that’s not a Babylon Bee joke). Click here to register for the free webinar Aaron Rodgers Beats Fiancée, Murders A Few Guys On The Street So NFL Will Embrace Him Again YouTube Removes 138,000 Dislikes From Biden Videos In Middle Of Night Progress: U.S. Military Introduces Very First Gender-Neutral Bomb Sesame Street Sends Important Message That All Good Puppets Get Vaccinated Everything You Need To Know About The Rittenhouse Trial Lone Holdout Still Clapping When Second Verse Hits Was this email forwarded to you? Subscribe here.   Need to update your email address? Edit your preferences here. Want us to stop emailing you? Unsubscribe here.