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Janet Yellen wants to tax the coins you collect in Mario! Woman driver wonders if she's transgender! 238 live rounds discharged on the set of The Mandalorian! And Ralph Northam dresses in his favorite KKK outfit for a Younkin event: it's The Babylon Bee Week in Review!  And don't forget to pre-order your copy of our magnum opus The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness! Janet Yellen Proposes Tax On Coins You Acquire In Mario WASHINGTON, D.C.—Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has formulated a brilliant new plan to pay for Joe Biden's "Build Back Better" plan, which still needs to be paid for even though Biden said the cost was $0. To accomplish this, she has proposed taxing all coins acquired by U.S. citizens whenever they play... Read more How would you feel if your sexuality and identities suddenly changed against your will? Well Bisexual Superman is having a rough time with that. This support group will help him. The Fictional Characters Forced To Change Their Identities Support Group Dave Chappelle Hired By The Daily Wire Preorder The Bee's Latest Book And GET WOKE!  PREORDER NOW! Woman Who’s Good At Driving Wondering If She Might Be Transgender

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