THE BABYLON BEE

 

Scandal rocks the Larry Elder for Governor campaign after pictures emerge of him wearing blackface! Biden checks his hands for blood during a solemn ceremony, and Joe Rogan survives COVID by turning into a horse! It's The Babylon Bee Week in Review! Scandal As Newsom Campaign Produces Old Yearbook Photo Showing Larry Elder In Blackface SACRAMENTO, CA—Larry Elder's campaign for governor of California was thrown into turmoil today after Gavin Newsom's anti-recall campaign produced never-before-seen yearbook photos showing Larry Elder wearing blackface... Read more The guest hosts continue as Joe Biden takes the Jeopardy stage! Will he speak coherently? Tune in to find out. Jeopardy A Disaster As Host Joe Biden Flees At Answers In Form Of A Question Costco Introduces New 5-Gallon Family Size Pfizer Vaccine Report: Biden Wasn’t Checking Watch, Just Making Sure There Was No Blood Left On His Hands Brian Williams Tearfully Recounts Clinging To Outside Of Airplane To Escape Kabul

Democrats Refuse To Drink Water As It's Also Prescribed To Horses Planned Parenthood Warns New Abortion Laws Will Disproportionately Allow More Black People To Be Born Joe Rogan Bounces Back From COVID To Win Kentucky Derby Top 10 Animals Noah Should Have Yeeted Off The Ark Cocomelon Review: A Thrilling Masterpiece Combining Both Style And Substance