THE BABYLON BEE

 

Pfizer says their vaccine is now almost as safe for kids as COVID is, we give you 7 ways to spot a Fed, Southern border horses are being radicalized, and the next James Bond is a girl: it's The Babylon Bee Week in Review! Pfizer Assures That Vaccine Is Almost As Safe For Kids As COVID NEW YORK, NY—After conducting several trials, Pfizer has announced that their vaccine is now almost as safe for kids as getting COVID is. "We are very proud of this achievement," said a Pfizer spokesperson... Read more Joe Biden's mandates sure are tough on Covid. But will his never-ending list of mandates stop the spread or will it forever trap you in The Matrix? Progressive Couple Thrilled With Latest Mandates 7 Easy Ways To Spot A Fed Border Patrol Loses Horse Privileges, Must Now Bang Two Empty Halves Of Coconuts Together FBI Admits It’s Really Hard To Solve Crime They Didn’t Make Up Themselves

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