THE BABYLON BEE

 

The Cuban people are rising up to say "Communism is dumb and we hate it," Democrats are leaving Texas, and Big Tech is colluding with the government to censor misinformation: it's The Babylon Bee Week in Review! 'You Just Don't Understand Socialism Like I Do,' Says College Freshman To Man Who Escaped Socialism On A Raft MIAMI, FL—While on his way to a summer sociology course at the University of Miami, local college freshman Eddard Pollyton noticed a Cuban American man sitting on a bench. He took the time to lecture the man, who had escaped socialism on a raft when he was young... Read more We stan this Gen-Zer for telling a boomer to take several seats on socialism. Socialism slaps! Gen-Zer Wishes Socialism Had Some Historical Examples Of Whether Or Not It Works 7 Signs Your Kid Might Be Learning CRT At School Other States Look To Texas For Advice On How To Get Democrats To Leave Rural Americans Burn Kamala Harris At The Stake For Witchcraft After She Shows Them A Photocopier

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