Saturday, July 10, 2021

BABYLON BEE 07/10/2021

 

The FBI has seized a deadly lego set that may provide clues to the insurrectionists' next target, the treasury has announced they are minting a new Biden coin, J.R.R. Tolkien has arrived with an army of the dead, and Biden is sending out vaccine missionaries: it's The Babylon Bee Week in Review!

Treasury Announces Minting Of New Biden Coin Worth Sixteen Cents

WASHINGTON, D.C.—To commemorate Biden securing a 16 cent savings on barbecue expenses for every American this year, the U.S. Treasury has announced the minting of a new 16 cent coin featuring Biden's likeness stamped on them. Read more

Follow Sally Knuckles as she chronicles her inability to do anything now that no man will mansplain to her.

Mansplaining Down But Woman Confusion Up

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Updated Death Certificates Require Choosing Between COVID, Climate Change, Or Systemic Racism As Cause Of Death

AOC Donates Casket She Was Buried In After Being Killed On January 6th To Smithsonian

J.R.R. Tolkien Returns With Army Of The Dead To Destroy Everyone Trying To Make 'Lord Of The Rings' Woke

Biden, Psaki To Go Door To Door On Bikes Asking If You Have A Moment To Talk About Getting Vaccinated

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