THE BABYLON BEE 06/07/2021

 

Is It Possible To Be Scared And Brave? Brave Ollie Possum is the story of Ollie Mackerelli--He’s determined to face his greatest fear--the dark. But he gets more than he bargained for when the therapist his parents hired turns out to be a hideous, green-footed, boy-eating witch-monster! When the witch’s potion transforms Ollie into a possum, he has to learn to deal with his fears with the help of some furry friends... Click here to order it on sale today! More Democrat Governors Moving To Florida To Escape Their Own COVID Policies

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