September 8, 2014
WES VERNON, RA ANALYST — This is just too
delicious! Somebody wake me up. How long do you think I can take these
beautiful dreams, only to reach the real world and find out I'm back in
the punching bag, an experience that Middle America suffers 365/24/7?
Wake me! Shake me! Pour water on me! Anything! Just get me out of this
fantasyland! I'm probably being victimized by some fiendish sadist who
pulled butterfly wings when he was a kid... (more)