OBAMA'S ECONOMIC PLAN IS EXPLAINED - WONDER WHY WE ARE BROKE?

Submitted by: Kurt J Fitsch
I'll try to explain

Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Detroit . 

She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed  alcoholics and,
 as such, can no longer afford to patronize her bar. 

To solve this problem, she comes up with a new marketing plan that
 allows her customers to drink now, but pay later.

Heidi keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers' loans).

Word gets around about Heidi's "drink now, pay later"  marketing strategy and, as a result, increasing numbers of customers flood  into Heidi's bar. Soon she has the largest sales volume for any bar in Detroit.