Conservatives,
I know I have brought numerous homosexual threats to your attention lately, but this could be the worst one of all.
You and I are really scaring the Homosexual Lobby, so they are escalating their efforts even further.
As you know, one of their biggest threats is the Homosexual Classrooms Act (H.R.998) -- and Public Advocate has been spreading the word about this despicable legislation all over the country.
And they are growing terrified at the effect you and I are having!