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Following Sinema's Exit, Romney Announces Intention To Remain In Democratic Party

Following Sinema's Exit, Romney Announces Intention To Remain In Democratic Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Mitt Romney reassured supporters today that he would be remaining a faithful member of the Democratic Party... Read more
Brittney Griner Returns To Quiet Life Of Obscurity In WNBA

Brittney Griner Returns To Quiet Life Of Obscurity In WNBA

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Handbell Choir Threatens Concert

Handbell Choir Threatens Concert

OBGYN Pulls Joseph Aside To Tell Him A Donkey Is A Bad Idea

OBGYN Pulls Joseph Aside To Tell Him A Donkey Is A Bad Idea

Worship Band Continues Shadow Ban Of Bassist

Worship Band Continues Shadow Ban Of Bassist

Archeologists Unearth Giant Minion Inflatables Joseph And Mary Put Out In Front Of Stable

Archeologists Unearth Giant Minion Inflatables Joseph And Mary Put Out In Front Of Stable

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