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Stacey Abrams Reveals Eight More Problems Besides Inflation You Can Fix By Killing Your Kids

Stacey Abrams Reveals Eight More Problems Besides Inflation You Can Fix By Killing Your Kids

So, you've learned from Stacey Abrams that you can deal with high food and gas prices by murdering your children - but what other problems in your life could be solved by simply offing your kids? Ms. Abrams has graciously compiled a list of eight other stressors you could have off your back - with a little help from a hitman... Read more
Inspiring: Uber Driver Lasts .09 Seconds Before Volunteering That This Isn’t His Main Job

Inspiring: Uber Driver Lasts .09 Seconds Before Volunteering That This Isn’t His Main Job

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Introvert Resigns Self To Life Of Bad Haircuts

Introvert Resigns Self To Life Of Bad Haircuts

Bible App Implements Handy 'Skip Genealogies' Button

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Father Locks Himself In Office After Family Asleep To Listen To New Taylor Swift Album

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Christians campaign to take back the rainbow. Christians across the nation are fighting back to reclaim the rainbow as an innocent Biblical symbol of promise and restoration. Fueled by righteous anger, they are frustrated the LGBTQIA+ community has redefined the rainbow, and want children and Care Bears to wear rainbows again without agenda. Click here to vote and reclaim the rainbow.*

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