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Guy Who Decided To Ban The Babylon Bee Wondering If He Might Be In Hot Water SAN FRANCISCO, CA — As Elon Musk takes over Twitter this week and begins looking for ways to make the $44 billion-dollar company more profitable, some employees are starting to worry about the future of their jobs... Read more Elon To Replace 3,200 Twitter Employees With One Hardworking Immigrant Named Amar VIDEO: Is Your Wife Addicted To True Crime? Know the Warning Signs While Eating Breakfast Thursday, Fetterman Suddenly Answers 3rd Debate Question From Tuesday Elon Musk Admits He Spent $44 Billion Just To Pull Off A Dad Joke Biden Says Something 'Smells Off' About This Dylan Chick In Major Blow To Ableism, Airline Hires Blind Pilot Republicans Accused Of Ableism For Pointing Out Democrat Candidate Is A Blind Possum With Brain Damage Save Big With Promo Code: BEE* Babylon's Best President Biden sees dead people. Conservative news sources were a-buzz last week when President Biden asked where deceased congresswoman Jackie Walorski was in the crowd where he was speaking. White House officials confirmed yesterday that the President, can, in fact, see dead people, and he and Jackie continue to meet regularly. Click here for a list of dead people Biden sees.* "What to do with a Dead Boomer": Call them irresponsible. Call them conceited. Call them smug, pretentious, superficial, egotistical, vain, shallow and narcissistic. But how can you not love 'em? Baby Boomers had that forever young je ne sais quoi, that attitude and look that said with a vengeance, "I'm better off than you." Keep alive the memory of the unique Baby Boomer!* *This is sponsored content.