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A week of international intrigue at the Bee! Brittney Griner was rewarded by a Russian court with nine more years of not hearing the U.S. National Anthem, Nancy Pelosi canceled her trip to Taiwan after learning of China's vodka-seeking missiles, and Saint Anthony finally asked God what he did to deserve an eternity of looking for people's keys: It's The Babylon Bee Week in Review! Brittney Griner Rewarded With 9 Years Of Not Hearing The U.S. National Anthem MOSCOW — WNBA star Brittney Griner has been found guilty of drug trafficking charges in Russia. The judge has sentenced Griner to 9 years in a Russian penal colony... Read more VIDEO: Law And Order, Microaggression Victims Unit Episode 2 - DEAD NAMED Pelosi Cancels Taiwan Trip Over Fears of China's Newly Developed Vodka-Seeking Missile Join Our Launch Team And Get An Advance Copy Of Our New Book! Saint Anthony Asks God What He Did To Deserve An Eternity Of Looking For Everyone's Car Keys

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