THE BABYLON BEE

 

Not good! It appears that a local carpenter from Nazareth is continuing to spread disinformation that religious experts have deemed harmful and dangerous! Also, a group of Moloch worshippers gathered outside the Supreme Court to demand the right to sacrifice babies, Elizabeth Warren donned a buffalo hat and started an insurrection, and the sixth love language has finally been revealed: tacos! PLUS: We give you warning signs you may be a Dad, 25 things more effective than the COVID vaccine, and bring you deep into the dark interrogation room of the Disinformation Governance Board:  It's The Babylon Bee Week in Review! Local Carpenter Continues To Spread Disinformation Deemed Harmful By Religious Experts JERUSALEM—Religious experts have begun voicing concerns that a local carpenter’s disinformation is spreading among Israelites most susceptible to unapproved ideas...  Read more This man shared misinformation online, so the Ministry of Truth -- err, sorry, the Disinformation Governance Board -- detained him for questioning. Will he stand strong in the face of torture? U.S. Ministry of Truth Interrogates Man Who Shared Misinformation Ministry Of Truth Announces Target Of Today's Two Minutes Hate Is Tucker Carlson Scientists No Closer To Figuring Out How 12 Ounces Of Coffee Turn Into 6 Gallons Of Pee

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