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It's time for the weekly roundup! Bill Maher donned a MAGA hat and ranted about the stolen election, Dave Chappelle put on armor to protect himself from attacks, a kid had a seizure after one glance at the latest pride flag, and Pelosi impeached Pope Francis!  PLUS: We bring you the warning signs that you might have monkeypox, warning signs that you might be a woman, and reveal that we have FINALLY obtained dirt on Hillary Cli— It's The Babylon Bee Week in Review! Nancy Pelosi Draws Up Articles Of Impeachment Against The Pope WASHINGTON, D.C.—After being denied communion in her home city of San Francisco, House Speaker Pelosi has retaliated against the insult by introducing articles of impeachment against Pope Francis...  Read more VIDEO: Signs You Might Be A Woman Church Of Satan Declares Pelosi Still Allowed To Receive Satanic Eucharist Think You Have Monkeypox? Watch For These Ten Strange Symptoms

'It's Time To Talk About The Stolen Election,' Says Wild-Eyed Bill Maher Surrounded By Crates Of Ammo And Emergency Food Epileptic Child Has Seizure After Gazing At Latest Pride Flag Pathetic Excuse For A Subaru Owner Only Has 48 Stickers On Back Of Car Summer Activities To Enjoy With Your Libertarian Kid ‘Guns Should Not Be In The Hands Of The Mentally Unstable,’ Says Senile Man With Nukes LeBron Confused By Hockey Players Who Get Back Up After Getting Knocked Down Progressive Christian Hopes God Has His Preferred Pronouns By His Name In Lamb's Book Of Life ‘Go And Spend No More,’ Dave Ramsey Tells The Woman Caught In Credit Card Debt Amid Safety Concerns, Chappelle To Begin Doing Stand-Up In Full Medieval Armor Surrounded By Alligator Moat We At The Babylon Bee Would Like To Announce We Have Obtained Dirt On Hillary Cli