Wednesday, April 6, 2022

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The Dumpster Fire Is Saved: 9 Positive Changes Coming To Twitter

Elon Musk recently found some spare change in his jeans pocket and decided to buy 9.2% of Twitter. Like a loving father, Musk is helping Twitter get back on the right path. Way to go, Elon!... Read more

Twitter Workers Worried Elon Musk Will Turn Their Free Speech Platform Into Platform That Allows Free Speech

A message from Help the Persecuted

Easter Prayer Guide Download

Many Muslims have come to a saving faith in Jesus Christ and will celebrate His life, death and resurrection for the first time this Easter. These brothers and sisters will observe this holy day knowing they may face extreme persecution—from loss of family and livelihood to imprisonment or even death.

Using Help The Persecuted’s FREE Easter Prayer Guide, take time each day during Holy Week to pray for them. This Guide is uniquely written through the lens of the persecuted in places hostile to the Gospel.

Download now in time for Holy Week

Wife Turned To Pillar Of Salt After Looking Back While Fleeing Disneyland

Romney To Vote For Ketanji Brown Jackson As Vengeance For Never Being Invited To Any Coke Orgies

Not To Be Outdone, Bill Gates Buys 9.2% Of MySpace

Costco Now Offering Convenient Payment Plans On Ground Beef

Dad's Parenting Done For The Day After Yelling ‘Listen To Your Mother’ At The Kids

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