Wednesday, April 13, 2022

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10 Better Ways To Spend Your Money Instead Of Subscribing To CNN+

CNN+ apparently launched a couple of weeks ago (we had to look it up to make sure)... Read more

Senile Old Man Spotted With A Gun Spouting Wild Demands On White House Grounds

A message from Care-Net

Abortion Sanctuaries have no place here.

Ever since states like Texas have effectively banned most abortions, abortion providers like Planned Parenthood and their allies in states like California are gearing up to lure vulnerable women and men to their states so they can line their pockets. This is nothing but profit-driven “abortion tourism” disguised as “compassion.”

As a believer in Christ and in the sanctity of life and family, will you publicly proclaim that abortion “sanctuaries” and tourism have no place in this country by adding your name to a pledge?

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Pigeon Poops On Biden After Mistaking Him For An Old Statue

Addicted To Masks? Maskers Anonymous Can Help.

Reeeeeeee! Raaaawwwwwrrrr! Phththththththth! Blaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!—Op-Ed By Keith Olbermann

Jimmy Carter Arrested For Putting Biden 'I Did That' Stickers On Gas Pumps

Good Samaritan Pulls Over To Help Stranded Motorist Stare At Her Engine

Joe Biden Holds Annual Performance Reviews Giving Americans An 8.5% Pay Cut

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