THE BABYLON BEE

 

What a week! Justin Trudeau rounded up all the Canada Geese and had them shot! Biden passed out masks with holes in them so you can smoke your free government crack pipe! Also, we reveal 10 exciting new characters coming to Amazon's Lord of the Rings series!  It's that time again: The Babylon Bee Week in Review! Trudeau Orders All Geese Rounded Up And Shot For Honking In Solidarity With Truckers OTTAWA—Prime Minister Justin Trudeau signed an executive order on Friday authorizing the Canadian Mounted Police to have all geese rounded up and shot for honking in solidarity with truckers...  Read more Watch as this Joe Rogan fan fruitlessly tries to get Alexa to play the Joe Rogan Experience. Alexa Refuses To Play Joe Rogan's Podcast Trudeau Demands Protesters Stop Shutting Down City So That He Can Shut Down City Yass Queen! Meet These 10 New INCLUSIVE Characters In Amazon's Lord Of The Rings

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