Wednesday, December 22, 2021

THE BABYLON BEE

 

It's Official: New White House Dog To Be Named Karl Barx

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Move over, Chairman Meow! The Biden family has brought an adorable puppy into their family, and have decided to name this "pawesome" pal Karl Barx, after the brilliant economist Karl Marx, who inspired many of Biden’s policies during his flawless first year as President... Read more

FULL INTERVIEW: Elon Musk Sits Down With The Babylon Bee

New White House Dog Professionally Trained To Not Growl When Biden Touches A Child

A message from Help the Persecuted

We’ve Rescued, Restored, and Rebuilt the lives of more than 46,000 persecuted believers this year!

This includes hundreds of at-risk Afghans, evacuated to a temporary refugee camp and now awaiting resettlement. One grateful family just landed in their new home country and shared, “Thank you for saving our lives!”

Help The Persecuted is committed to serving our persecuted brothers and sisters throughout the Muslim world. This December, generous donors are offering to match your gift up to $400,000.

Learn more about how you can be part of supporting the persecuted Church.

Pelosi Disappointed We'll Never Get To Find Out What Was In The Build Back Better Bill

Presidential Address Lasts Hours As Biden Keeps Trying To Say ‘Omicron’ Correctly

Whew! Local Man Doesn't Have Real COVID, Just Omicron

Due To Supply Chain Issues Democrats Recommend Mailing In Your Votes For 2024 Now

Due To Inflation, Panhandlers Now Only Accepting $100 Bills

Babylon's Best

"What to do with a Dead Lawyer". Shakespeare said, “Let’s kill all the lawyers!” But then what would we do with them? Find out in this irreverent send-up of the legal profession, featuring unimaginable and implausible comic depictions of formerly fully functioning purveyors of jurisprudence, their earthly remains put to farcical uses appropriate to their discipline, guaranteed, warrantied, certified, pledged, promised, ensured, endorsed, averred and attested to appeal to the funny bone of every client, litigant, opposing party and adverse witness who was ever ensnared in the labyrinth of the law.*

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