Monday, December 13, 2021

THE BABYLON BEE

 

Beto Surges To The Lead For Governor Of Texas In Poll Of Californians

CALIFORNIA—Beto O'Rourke has surged to the front of the Texas gubernatorial race according to a recent poll of Californians... Read more

Not Again: Smollett Claims He Was Assaulted By Two Prison Guards In MAGA Hats

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Time Magazine Names Hillary Clinton President Of The Year

Biden Sends Two Guys Holding Horse Reins To Help Defend Ukraine Border

Popular Christmas Song 'Mary, Did You Know?' Criticized For Mansplaining

10 Ways To Make Your Christmas Less Problematic This Year

New Greta On The Shelf Doll Will Track Your Climate Sins

Babylon's Best

1 Item to Hoard. According to leading industry sources, grocery stores across the United States are worried about food shortages. Experts say more grocery hoarding may come as disruptions push America's food supply "near its breaking point". As a result of this crisis, survival food is more important than ever. If you don't take action or if you stockpile the wrong foods, you could be setting your family up to go hungry in a time of crisis. Obviously, waiting for the government to give me a handout in a crisis just isn't an option for me. Demand is surging – get your survival food right here.*

The American people voted to split into two countries, not to be eaten alive! Insane world leader, corrupt politicians, and shambling dead have brought the world to its knees. Now, Otto Hammer–a proud citizen of the new conservative Right America, past his prime and a bit of a jerk–must unite his family, friends, and neighbors to build a haven for humanity. One thing, Otto doesn’t care what your name is and he never will! Ready for some political incorrectness, healthy doses of humor, and nasty zombies?*

The Tuttle Twins are under attack. The Tuttle Twins are teaching kids about the ideas of liberty, free enterprise, and responsibility. And socialists are attacking them online! Help them fight back and send a book to a family today.*

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