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McAuliffe: ‘I’ll Be Back And I’ll Get Your Children If It’s The Last Thing I Do!’ RICHMOND, VA—In a blistering concession speech after losing the race for Virginia Governor, Terry McAuliffe vowed that he would return and that he would get everyone's children if it's the last thing he ever does... Read more Tiki Torch-Wielding Democrats Condemning Election Of Black Lt. Governor Starting To Wonder If They’re On Wrong Side Of History

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