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A message from Care-Net SHOULD MEN SHUT UP ABOUT ABORTION? We have all heard it before: "If you are a man, you should have no say about abortion." You know: "no womb, no say." But is this really true? After all, men are profoundly impacted by abortion, emotionally and spiritually. So, the question is not, "should men be involved in the abortion issue?" They already are. A better question is, "How can men become more positively involved?" Well, there is a (new) conference for that! Care Net, a pro-life ministry that has been saving unborn babies from abortion since 1975, has just announced "Called and Missioned," the first-ever pro-life men's conference. If you are a man (or know a man) who wants to serve women and men facing unexpected pregnancies; who wants to protect and defend the unborn in practical, non-political ways; and wants to learn what your calling and mission is when it comes to the abortion issue -- then this conference is (literally!) for you. And the event will be in TEXAS. As in the state that the media keeps saying "refuses to help women facing unplanned pregnancies." Come hear from Dr. Tony Evans, comedian Michael Jr., Steve Arterburn, and more!  Claim your spot today! Wife Throws Away Incredibly Specific Adapter Cable You've Held On To For 7 Years Right Before You Suddenly Find A Use For It Biden Promises He Will Stop Being A Bad President If Everyone Gets Vaccinated You Might Like Aquaman Comes Out As Even Gayer Flamethrower Crew Arrives To Disinfect Bill Clinton’s Hospital Room Small Group Leader Talking About 'Doing Life Together' Probably Needs Help Moving Refrigerator Babylon's Best Everyone needs protection. Our friends at Guns.com have built a community of 1M+ gun enthusiasts from all over the country. From hunters, to range rats, tactical experts, concealed carries, and more, we all have some things in common - defending our rights and the things we care about most. Sign up today to receive the latest industry news, reviews, entertainment, and more from Guns.com! 3 stocks to own for the $12 trillion 5G boom. After years of development, 5G infrastructure is finally getting rolled out across the United States. This could be the last year for investors to get in early on stocks powering this $12 trillion revolution. Eric Fry just named 3 stocks for investors to own for the coming 5G boom in a new free report. Click here to claim your free copy. The Tuttle Twins are under attack. The Tuttle Twins are teaching kids about the ideas of liberty, free enterprise, and responsibility. And socialists are attacking them online! Help them fight back and send a book to a family today.