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Biden says his $3.5 trillion spending bill is free, the FBI busts the FBI, Chris Pratt prepares for his role as Mario, and Trump liberates Australia! Also, we offer helpful information on finding hidden vaccine needles in your kid's Halloween candy, and how to tell the difference between a prison and a public school: it's The Babylon Bee Week in Review!  Wife Claims $3.5 Trillion Spending Spree At Target Actually Cost $0 SOUTH BURLINGTON, VT—Local wife and mother Josefina Quedando made a bold claim Monday: that her $3.5 trillion shopping spree at Target would actually cost the family just $0... Read more An FBI agent goes undercover to bust a right-wing terror plot. But are the others also undercover FBI agents? Yes. They all are FBI agents. FBI Busts FBI Terror Plot Australian Hospitals Over Capacity With People Beaten By Police For Not Wearing Masks The Babylon Bee Guide To Wokeness Now Available For Preorder  Method Acting: Chris Pratt Prepares For Mario Role By Jumping On Turtles, Eating Mushrooms Enraged Mormon BYU Football Crowd Shouts 'Fudge Joe Biden!'

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