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Texas bans abortion; we're living in The Handmaid's Tale! Jussie Smollett dresses up as Larry Elder! Biden leaves Americans struck in Afghanistan and then mandates vaccines: it's The Babylon Bee Week in Review! Biden Unveils 'Your Body, My Choice' Vaccination Program WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a speech today, Joe Biden unveiled a brand new program to force the rest of the country to get vaccinated, entitled "Your Body, My Choice"... Read more President Joe Biden has adopted the long-standing United States tradition of refusing to negotiate with terrorists by just giving them whatever they want. Joe Biden Does NOT Negotiate With Terrorists! Feminists In Texas Frantically Research What People Do With Babies Other Than Killing Them Immune System Criticized As Anti-Science Jussie Smollett Disguises Self As Larry Elder So People Will Commit Real Hate Crimes Against Him

Deranged Conspiracy Theorists Worried Leaders May Build A New World Order After Leaders Say They're Building A New World Order Joe Biden Announces Civil War Food Review: Ketchup—A Complex, Well-Crafted Culinary Delight Revealed: 10 More Things The Government Will Be Mandating This Year Uh-Oh: Vials Of Mysterious Substance At Wuhan Lab Labeled 'Save For 2024 Election'