THE BABYLON BEE

 

The day of triumph arrives as Trump rides into D.C. on a donkey, Cuomo resigns in disgrace only to be immediately picked up by CNN, in-person indoctrination classes are starting soon, and the Inverted Tombstone Piledriver Variant is coming for us all: it's The Babylon Bee Week in Review! Crowd Lays Down Path Of MyPillows As Trump Triumphantly Rides Donkey Into D.C. WASHINGTON, D.C.—Donald J. Trump was seen riding what appeared to be a donkey in the slow lane of Interstate 95 before taking the 395 North then exiting into downtown Washington, D.C., thus fulfilling the prophecy, “Behold, thy Orange King cometh unto thee, meek, meeker than all others, the meekest maybe... Read more It’s clear that these two men are hateful, racist, misogynist bigots. But they’re wonderin’… maybe they ain’t? Hateful White Men Question How Hateful They Really Are After Resigning For Sexual Harassment, Cuomo Immediately Hired By CNN Masks Thrown In The Pacific Mutate Into Giant Monster To Terrorize California Students Across America Excited To Finally Return To In-Person Indoctrination

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